ashde-phernelia: sweet-shenanigans: sararye: theatomicboom: how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what one thing is for sure it wasn’t hermione GUYS THERE’S AN 8 IN THE DARK MARK VOLDEMORT...
calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
heytherefinnickodair: when they finally explain clara they should name the episode “the clarafication”
deepskydiving: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? Go to bed
improbablecarny: Hey guys remember when I was laughing about this gif thanks to Bombur just fucking floating by in the background: I understand now He’s a photobombur
[[MORE]] On Monday I was at the library with some friends after staying after school to do test corrections for AP World History. While at the library my friends decided they were hungry so we all walked into town to the closest pizza place. On the way back I was walking next to him, we’re sort of dating, like we decided we’re dating but our first actual date isn’t until Friday...
sweetguts: almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game
I was by myself for a pretty long time. I needed to do that. I think everyone...– Justin Vernon (via wordsthat-speak)
thereisnothingicantbe: My dad treats Easter like its the fucking Olympics. He gets this sick enjoyment from watching us trying to find our baskets that literally could be ANYWHERE. Last year mine was suspended in air inside our fireplace. 2 years ago my brother had to scale the side of a tree to get his basket down. THIS ISN’T THE GODDAMN TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT DAD JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING PEEPS.
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
sassings: wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
mostlyfiction: Love isn’t about fucking each other at any opportunity. It also isn’t about how many months or years that you’ve been together. To me, love is about being able to see light inside of the person who knows nothing but darkness.
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
necklace-of-rope: so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’
So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made...
fuckingmultiverse: letsgivethesekidsashow: honeychildplease: I’m quite pleased with this. Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag. WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”
vonlipwig: vonlipwig: hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand? the band, i mean not the archduke of austria i know what happened to the archduke of austria
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.– A. A. Milne, Winne the Pooh (via alekselliotsays)